Confused Family

Where memories come alive, and laughter never ends!

Welcome to Our Perfectly Imperfect Family!

Where we're all related, but nobody knows how...

We Put the "Fun" in Dysfunctional Since 1980!

Welcome to the digital home of the "Confused Family" – where we've been mixing up birthdays, forgetting anniversaries, and still loving each other since time immemorial (or at least since we started keeping records).

Fun Family Facts:

  • We have members in 5 states and counting!
  • Our family reunions require name tags - even for siblings.
  • We have 17 different recipes for the "original" family apple pie.
  • The longest ongoing family debate: Who actually owns Grandmother's china?

Explore our stories, untangle our family tree, or just enjoy the chaos. We're glad you're here – whoever you are (we're still figuring that out ourselves)!

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Our family through the years - at least the ones who stood still for photos!
"In our family, 'normal' is just a setting on the washing machine." — Grandmother, Family Reunion 2019

Latest Family Adventures

Check out the newest chapters in our ongoing family saga. From holiday disasters to unexpected triumphs, we document it all!

Bourbon and Family: Six Siblings on

It all started with a simple idea—six siblings + spouses, a map of Kentucky, and a thirst for adventure (and bourbon)....

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Summer BBQ 2023

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Cousins Reunion

"We may not have it all together, but together we have it all." — Uncle Dan, after the infamous Christmas tree incident
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