We Put the "Fun" in Dysfunctional Since 1980!
Welcome to the digital home of the "Confused Family" – where we've been mixing up birthdays, forgetting anniversaries, and still loving each other since time immemorial (or at least since we started keeping records).
Fun Family Facts:
- We have members in 5 states and counting!
- Our family reunions require name tags - even for siblings.
- We have 17 different recipes for the "original" family apple pie.
- The longest ongoing family debate: Who actually owns Grandmother's china?
Explore our stories, untangle our family tree, or just enjoy the chaos. We're glad you're here – whoever you are (we're still figuring that out ourselves)!